McCain, Biggest Baller Ever

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Now I’m not going to vote for McCain. There’s something about his staying in Iraq for 1000 years plan, and something about invading Iran plan that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. But there’s one issue that’s pretty much undisputed. McCain is the biggest baller out of the 3 remaining candidates.

Time recently did an article calling into McCain’s health. After all he is 1000 years old. However, they failed to bring up one obvious truth. McCain is indestructible. The man was captured in Vietnam where he had both his arms broken and one knee and was in a POW camp for 5 years. When they offered to release him, he said he wouldn’t leave without the rest of his men. He beat cancer a few years back. Let’s face it, if John McCain could be killed, he’d already be dead.

I propose that instead of sending him to the white house. We replace our entire military with John McCain. This would save the American people billions of dollars a year. Any time there’s a problem that needs fixing, we should just air drop John McCain into the region, problem solved.

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